Kill Crazy Jay

The objective couldn't be any clearer in Kill Crazy Jay. The name of the game is everything, after all. So, how does one go about ensuring this mentally unstable Jay's demise? Luckily, you don't have to do any of the dirty work yourself, simply pick one of the eight possible deaths, each more entertaining than the last, and chuckle quietly to yourself as your will is enacted by appropriately animated stickmen.

Is anything simpler or more worthy of a laugh than senseless violence? If you find out, let us know, because we don't think so!