Mario Rampage
No more jumping on the heads of Koopas and Goombas for Mario in Mario Rampage! Deciding to up the ante, Mario's come equipped with a shotgun and plenty of shells, intent on waging war on the banes of his existence for the last few decades. Ultimately pointless, Mario Rampage offers both satisfaction and stress relief as you make a bloody mess of his usual foes, collecting the coins they so obligingly drop along the way.
Sure, there's no end to the game, and yup, once you die then your high score doesn't get recorded anywhere, but with promise of such features to come what is there to stop you enjoying the mindless violence in the meantime?